karmic bitchslap

one of the funniest lines on tv (in my humble opinion) can be attributed to dave chappelle in a skit he performed on his show as rick james.

"what did the five fingers say to the face, beeyyyatch?"

"ssslap!" as he gets bitch slapped across the face.

today, i heard from a very reliable source that someone near the top of my list of beeyatches is getting her own karmic bitchslap.

before i could contain my glee -- because really, ding dong the witch is dead -- her name came up in another unfavorable, who-the-fcuk-does-she-think-she-is type of diatribe.

every backstabbing moment. every falsehood she told. every moment she stood with her high-heeled hoof firmly planted on someone else's back.

"what did the five fingers say to the face, beeyyyatch?"

"ssslap!"