i am elevating procrastination to a new level. i have class in 24 hours and haven't even looked at my assignment for class tomorrow. eh? it's only grad school, right?
wrong! i have been this way my entire life. for all my martha-tendencies, i am damn sure the marvelous ms. stewart doesn't wait until the 11th hour to pull a souffle out of her ass. no, dammit, her assistants were working on it since last tuesday.
tonight, in order to avoid homework, i have: done the dishes, went to the store to return a christmas present only to be thwarted by an evil customer service rep, went bra shopping to finally release these elastically-challenged bras i wear now back into the wild, and played with the mighty monkey dogs to tucker them out before sitting down at the computer. and now, my blog gets a few posts in the meantime.
really, when can i get my own assistants to pull a souffle out of my ass?
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