the new taint collection

okay, i obviously need to do something tonight other than vent my frustration by boring all of you.

so i clicked off to smoke a little crack and barrel. it's almost springtime, you know. and that's when i knew i am a geek.

the splash page heralds the "new tate modern" collection across from a yummy, cream- and blue-colored bed quilt, tucked precisely into a low platform bed. except, i didn't read tate.

i read "taint" and scratched my head while i attempted to figure out exactly how crack and barrel has begun selling the small patch of skin behind a man's testicles and his asshole.

now for men everywhere, you too can own a new taint. hurry, offer valid only for a limited time.